wtf

How the...how did you....what even is....

integral ingrate

i know your 's' key isn't broken

I seen you spellt 'service.' I seen't it with my own eyes.

AND THE INTERNET

CLINTS

proper propaganda

Any one of these lines is funny enough on its own.
But he decided to put them all together for a giant ball of delicious stupidity.

le sigh

wow what a nice resume, let me just go ahead and...

you got a little something on your face

:D

you dirty dirty girl

ogod

Oh god. I was going to put a picture of a mare in here. But then I didn't.

On a related note, don't google image search 'mare' unless you really want to see horse genitals.

I guess I'll be having some night-mares tonight. hahahahahahaha.

how do you forget your title

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

HAHAHHAHAHA

I GET IT

HAHHAHAHAyeahno

he likes to teteteteach

cattle ranch

ABLE STAIRS

www.thesaurus.com

What the hell is that?

Go buy a dictionary.

That's not even close to a proper objective

Good to Know?

Bi Means 'Two'

QUADRILINGUAAAAAAAAAAL

Dnt Frgt the VWLS

Redunding to Redundancy

OH GOD SHE'S FROM THE FUTURE

Shitty Resume Titles Part II: y this

This is not professional.

This is just dumb.

Thats...that's not how the saying goes.

If you were a master of all trades then you wouldn't be a Jack.

Tommy Lee Jones is not impressed.

Yeah. Yeah, you do that.

You, sir, are an asshole

And don't say it was a typo, mother fucker.

lets get some shoes

You see he may be able to sell shoes, but he only stocks them one at a time.

fuck yeah

If I were him I would have just added this picture for effect:

Quiboo

Wow

We should all be so lucky, I guess.

Representative Behavior

How do you even confuse the two words?

Attention Grabber Paradox

You done good son. You done good.

What the hell

The entire resume looks like it was trying to break out of prison.

get it

because of all the bars.

Ship It

Sure About That?

press DELETE

Press 'Delete', she did not.

Men's Wharehouse

"Garçon, coffee!"

HeMan has a Resume Too

Probably the overstatement of the day, at least.

Ayo Wheres Da Gabbagoo?

I guess you could say...

that this guy...





is keeping his wits about him.

STOP YELLING AT ME

He really didn't need to use all capital letters here. The only thing more annoying than seeing all caps on a resume is someone that uses pure lower case. I'm just waiting for the day somebody uses rAnDoM cAps.