OH GOD SHE'S FROM THE FUTURE

Shitty Resume Titles Part II: y this

This is not professional.

This is just dumb.

Thats...that's not how the saying goes.

If you were a master of all trades then you wouldn't be a Jack.

Tommy Lee Jones is not impressed.

Yeah. Yeah, you do that.

You, sir, are an asshole

And don't say it was a typo, mother fucker.

lets get some shoes

You see he may be able to sell shoes, but he only stocks them one at a time.

fuck yeah

If I were him I would have just added this picture for effect:

Quiboo

Wow

We should all be so lucky, I guess.

Representative Behavior

How do you even confuse the two words?

Attention Grabber Paradox

You done good son. You done good.

What the hell

The entire resume looks like it was trying to break out of prison.

get it

because of all the bars.

Ship It