Monday, August 2, 2010

Shitty Resume Excerpts Part I: Shit I Find on Resumes

 Welcome to the shitty blog that features shitty resumes. Below are some gems that I've found via a number of sources over a long period of time of looking at shitty resumes.

"Serious Medical Assistant"
:| super srs face

"I WILL GIVE YOU 120%"
One-hundred and twenty percent. He will give it to you.

"The Chosen One"
Still don't know what the hell this one means.

"Persistant and Consistant"
More like consistently bad at spelling.

"Walking Blessing"
What?

"Casualty Producer"
Yes it was taken out of context. Yes it's still funny.

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